Book Review – From Hashtag United to Wembley by Phil Hearn

Ask people, even those not interested in football, and they will have heard of the FA Cup – the oldest national football competition in the world, which began in 1871. Ask the same group about the FA Trophy and you will no doubt be met with a great number of blank faces. And in explaining to anyone about this competition, like to road to Wembley itself, it can be a tricky task.

When football was in its early days, it was played on an amateur basis, but as professionalism crept into the game there was a desire for an competition just for amateur clubs and so the FA Amateur Cup was born in 1893 and continued until the 1973-74 season when the FA abolished the amateur status. What had also been happening in the game was the rise of clubs paying players who whilst not full-time, could not be considered amateur, since they received regular payment and so were classified as semi-professional. In recognition of this the FA Trophy was created and first played for in 1969-70.

Despite the fact that like the FA Cup the FA Trophy final is played at Wembley Stadium and is the pinnacle for semi-professional players in terms of a national competition, very few books exist about it. Therefore it was a real pleasure to come across Phil Hearn’s From Hashtag United to Wembley.

Hearn’s inspiration came from the book Journey to Wembley The Story of the 1976 – 77 FA Cup Competition and Liverpool’s Bid for the Treble – A Football Odyssey from Tividale to Wembley by Brian James. As a youngster I too remember reading this book and was spellbound by the authors journey to unknown clubs from the Preliminary Round to (the then Twin Towers of) Wembley.

The greatest compliment I can give Hearn’s book is that I enjoyed it as much as James’ book all those years ago. Hearn’s journey as the book title suggests begins with a visit to Hashtag United for their First Round Qualifying (and never call it the First Qualifying Round!) tie with Chipstead in the FA Trophy and ends under the Wembley arch as Wrexham take on Bromley.

What can readers expect along the way? Well, it is part travelogue which has a feel of Bill Bryson about it, with some Victor Meldrew moments as Hearn shares his observations on life and travails, a good sprinkling of football facts, all delivered with humour which at times had me laughing out loud.

It is a real homage to the non-league game, which for the uninitiated is a world of dedicated volunteers, quirky grounds, welcoming clubhouses and where you can still have a drink whilst watching the game. Hearn conveys the pleasures of football at this level, which at the top end contains many ex-league clubs such as Wrexham but also extends to clubs where a crowd of 100 is a bonus.

But the book is not just all about football, and Hearn’s descriptions and observations of the various towns and cities he visits are equally as enjoyable as are his stream of consciousness moments as he travels to and from games, as the country continued to emerge from Covid restrictions.

This is a book that will put a smile on your face and introduce you to a world of football that deserves more exposure. Delve into this book and then get out to your local non-league club.

(Publisher: Independently published. September 2022. Paperback: 333 pages)

 

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FROM HASHTAG UNITED TO WEMBLEY by Phil Hearn

If non-League football, travel, people-watching and looking at the lighter side of life fascinates you, you can join Phil on his FA Trophy trail. For the 2021-22 season, Phil started at Hashtag United v Chipstead in the FA Trophy 1st Round Qualifying. From there, he followed the winners of each tie all the way to Wembley. He became a sort of groundhopper, but with his path in the lap of the Gods.

The book follows Phil’s travels by train, meeting all sorts of people and visiting the parks, landmarks and pubs of towns and cities before seeing each FA Trophy cup game. He meets supporters with reliable and unreliable facts about their clubs and optimists and pessimists (mainly optimists). He encounters non-League supporters, who love their clubs just as much as Manchester United and Liverpool fans.

The travels take you to Aylesbury to meet Ronnie Barker and David Bowie (or Bowies, in fact), an ex-drug dealer in Stockport and gangsters on trains. He learns how youngsters tell their Mums about breaking up with a girlfriend, how you only need a vocabulary of four words and has to think about his bucket list when meeting a Bishop’s Stortford supporter. You’re bound to discover some fascinating trivia you didn’t know on the way!

Pre-match and post-match beers keep some days moving, and an evening curry often brings a good end to match days. However, the supporters, officials, and players of clubs like Chipstead, Needham Market, Cheshunt and others made the journey a great adventure for Phil. You’ll have to excuse some puns as you follow the trail from Hashtag United to Wembley. So, join Phil as he witnesses eleven FA Trophy ties in ten different towns and cities.

(Publisher: Independently published. September 2022. Paperback: 333 pages)

OVER THE LINE: A HISTORY OF THE ENGLAND V GERMANY FOOTBALL RIVALRY by Alexander M Gross

The history of the fierce football rivalry between England and Germany is encapsulated in a single moment – Geoff Hurst’s extra-time shot off the crossbar in the 1966 FIFA World Cup Final and the decision of an infamous Russian linesman to award a goal.

It is a rivalry that now spans more than 90 years since the first official match between the two nations.

For the English, a series of high-profile defeats at major tournaments saw Germany become the Angstgegner (Nemesis) on the field, as well as an enduring obsession for the national press.

For Germans, Wembley still represents the home of football, where the memories of 1966 have been supplanted by numerous successes and the appropriation of the English anthem ‘football’s coming home’.

The rivalry has long crossed the lines of the football field, with the two nations at various moments forced to admire and learn from each other, and with football encounters between England and Germany repeatedly marking important developments in a unique and ever-changing political and cultural relationship.

(Publisher: Pitch Publishing Ltd. September 2022. Hardcover: 240 pages)

Book Review – Please Don’t Take Me Home: A Lovestory with Fulham Football Club by Simone Abitante

With global coverage of the English Premier League, and the reach of social media, you are just as likely to see fans wearing the colours of Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City and United in the bars of Beijing, New York, Sydney and Tokyo, as you would back in London, Liverpool and Manchester. Given the effort that these Clubs put into attracting overseas fans, i.e. with trips to play in friendlies and tournaments abroad, it was a pleasant surprise to read Please Don’t Take Me Home: A Lovestory with Fulham Football Club, a story of an Italian who has come to love the club from Craven Cottage – who despite recent years in the Premier League, cannot be considered one of the ‘big hitters’ in English football.

Simone Abitante like many Italians is football crazy. Born in November 1975, he first attended games in the 1980s watching his local team, Vicenza, graduating to his first season ticket at the club in 1991. Around that time Abitante was exposed to the English First Division and its clubs as they transitioned into the Premier League. Abitante’s hometown side I Biancorossi, won the Italian Cup in 1996/97 which meant that the club entered the European Cup Winners Cup the following season. Incredibly the little known team from North East Italy reached the Semi-Final and were beaten 3-2 on aggregate by Chelsea – so beginning Abitante’s dislike for Fulham’s West London rivals from Stamford Bridge.

He initially came to London in November 2000 and was looking for a team to support. He read in the Metro newspaper about Fulham then in the Football League First Division (now the Championship) who ran away with the title to gain promotion to the Premier League.

From here the book details events from that point to the end of the 2019/20 season as Fulham beat Brentford 2-1 in the Championship Play-off Final with COVID ensuring it was played at an empty Wembley Stadium.

It very much has the feel of a diary format as Abitante travels to and from London as his work and personal situation changes. Like any diary, it is written with passion and honesty, whether about the good times or the bad. From a football perspective, the reader gets to feel Abitante’s joy at attending his first game at the Cottage and on each occasion as he takes friend and family to the ground by the Thames. The Italian’s support coincides with Fulham’s longest stretch in the Premier League (2001/02 to 2013/14), a European trophy (UEFA Intertoto Cup in 2002) and reaching the UEFA Europa League Final in 2009/10 and in the last few season, the yo-yo existence as the club bounces between the Premier League and the Championship.

With Abitante moving around Europe as his jobs change, and in the years when Fulham are playing in the Championship, he has at times a battle to watch and get information via the internet about The Whites, something  readers who have been in the same situation can sympathise with. However, his passion for the club remains steadfast, whether Abitante is attending games at the Cottage or hundreds of miles away, and that comes across to the reader in his writing.

As well as his love for Fulham and football, you can add, family and friends to those things most dear to Abitante’s heart. And he talks with real love about his relationships with those close to him, none more so than two friends, Umberto Scomparin and Giampaolo Bonato, who died tragically young and to whom this book is dedicated.

The book closes with Fulham beating Brentford at an empty Wembley Stadium due to the Global pandemic and Abitante dreaming of returning to the Cottage to see the club back in the Premier League. What he also manages to capture is the strangeness of the time that COVID created and there is something haunting about his return to Italy in May 2020:

Bergamo’s airport is almost empty. I’ve never seen it like this. I’m used to a crowded and bust terminal while this time you could hear the echo of your voice if you screamed. Also the flight is so unusual, just a few masked passengers. Surreal, this is the word.

 Thankfully, the world has returned to some sort of reality, whilst Fulham continue with the ‘normaility’ of being relegated once more from the Championship, only to return again for the 2022/23 season. One can only hope that Abitante will once again get back to the Cottage to see The Whites once more in the top flight of English football.

 

(Publisher: Pitch Publishing Ltd. March 2022. Hardcover: 224 pages)

 

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Euro ramblings – That’s All Folks by Jade Craddock

Fifty-one matches across eleven cities in thirty-one days and Euro 2020 concluded, sadly, with a whimper rather than a bang for England at Wembley, whilst the Italians claimed their second ever Euros victory, some fifty-three years after their first, but it’s been a tournament of highs and lows that at least offered some distraction – and, briefly, glorious, glorious hope – from the last eighteen months. With the trophy back in Rome and football fever once more subdued back home, let’s take one final look back.

The Final – Before the start of the tournament, this was a Final that few would have predicted. Italy barely entered anyone’s thoughts and England were spoken of more in hope than expectation. From Italy’s first match against Turkey, however, it was clear that this Azzurri side was one to watch – and rightly so, on the back of an impressive run of victories and clean sheets. What made this Italy team stand out was its genuine attacking intent and dynamism – something not necessarily associated with the defensive-minded Italy of times gone by, but a welcome breath of fresh air. England, meanwhile, took some by surprise as well, in their measured, pragmatic approach, patiently seeking out results, building on a solid defence and looking quietly confident. As many of the big guns crashed and burnt, Italy and England progressed steadily but surely, so that by the Semi-Final stage, they were the clear favourites to face off for the Final, and so it turned out. It was generally felt that the Final would be a close-run thing, no out-and-out favourite, a 50% chance of England winning their first trophy in 55 years and a 50% chance of Italy claiming their first Euro victory in 53 years. Tactics were once again the order of the day prior to kick-off, with Southgate opting for a back three, and England couldn’t have wished for a better start, with Luke Shaw, who has emerged as one of the best full-backs in football throughout this tournament, scoring the fastest goal in a Euros Final in 1 minute 57 seconds. With a rocking Wembley, the Italians didn’t know what had hit them and this was the chance for England to capitalise. The measured approach that had done so well for the Three Lions, though, allowed Italy to get back into the game, and when they scored early in the second-half, there was a sense of growing inevitability. England had come from behind against a dogged Denmark, but otherwise fairly easy progress in the tournament meant they hadn’t been in a position of being pegged back before, and certainly not by such a strong, and canny, team as Italy. Chances were largely few and far between and it did seem, rather counterintuitively given England’s past, as if the Three Lions were counting on penalties. It would, in many ways, have been a fitting finale for a team who had conquered ghosts of Germany past, Semi-Finals past, to win a Final on penalties, but, alas, not all stories have a happy ending, and arguably the cruellest decider in sport crushed England’s hopes once more, but only after this brave Three Lions team had proved a lot of doubters wrong, overcome every other obstacle to the final and galvanised spirit and a nation. Looking at it objectively, Italy were far and away the best team and deserving winners, but this England team has much to be proud of.

Penalties – Is there any worse way to decide a sporting contest than penalties? How does kicking a ball from 12 yards at all fairly capture the competition of a football match? In many ways, it’s the antithesis of football – static, robotic, poised – there’s none of a game’s spontaneity, energy, flow, but until an alternative is found, it’s the only option available. Even prior to this game, the notion of penalty shootouts had plagued my mind – surely, there’s a better solution? But, in truth, they can’t be matched for sheer drama or tension. Despite the routine practice teams now increasingly put into penalties, there is no way to replicate the situation of a penalty shootout, in a European Final, at home, with the weight of 55 years of history and 65 million people resting on your shoulders. Every player that even considered stepping up for England and Italy deserves huge respect. And those ten players, and not forgetting the two goalkeepers, who took part, are all champions in my mind. The walk from the halfway line is something that often gets mentioned and even that seems virtually impossible in the context of a night such as last night and again seems so out of keeping with the emphasis it places so squarely on individuals in this most collective of team sports. For the England players, especially, the sight of 6’5” Donnarumma surely would have been extra imposing. Watching on, he seemed to typify that old football adage of a goalkeeper ‘filling the goal’. Maybe, it was my own nerves, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a goalkeeper look so substantial and the goal look so small. His height is one thing, but the fact he backs that up with incredible talent is another – and that he was named Player of the Tournament perhaps proves just how much England’s penalty takers had to contend with. Pickford, too, played his part with two vital saves, particularly taking the shootout down to the final spot-kick when he saved from Jorginho. And, of that final spot kick, I cannot praise Bukayo Saka enough. Regardless of what people say about who should and shouldn’t be taking them, the duty fell to Saka, and it couldn’t have carried any more pressure. For a nineteen-year-old to accept that responsibility and step up for his country is inspiring (I could barely take responsibility for myself at nineteen, let alone a nation’s dreams) and in no way will that one penalty define his tournament, let alone his career, for me, except in it cementing his incredible maturity, his courage and his spirit. Saka’s tournament included memorable appearances in the victory against Croatia, that meant England topped their group, and the Semi-Final against Denmark where his cross led to the own goal that pegged Denmark back. Saka was instrumental in England getting to the Final, and Rashford and Sancho too played their parts, and aged just 19, 23 and 21, these are three lion cubs with big hearts.

Team of the tournament – There were some standout performances across the tournament from players from all nations, so as a nod to some of them, this is my team of the tournament:

Gianluigi Donnarumma (Italy)

Denzel Dumfries (Netherlands)

Simon Kjaer (Denmark)

Harry Maguire (England)

Leonardo Spinazzola (Italy)

Kalvin Phillips (England)

Breel Embolo (Switzerland)

Renato Sanches (Portugal)

Pedri (Spain)

Mikkel Damsgaard (Denmark)

Patrik Schick (Czech Republic)

Player of the Tournament – I love to see players that catch the eye and do so consistently, and from the very first match, Leonardo Spinazzola was that player. It’s great that a so-called defensive player can steal the spotlight, when a lot of attention is always placed on the more naturally positioned forward players. Indeed, one of the highlights of this tournament was the full-backs in general – Maehle of Denmark, Gosens of Germany, and Kyle Walker and Luke Shaw of England, to name a few, but Spinazzola was on another level in terms of his attacking play in particular. He was a delight to watch, always playing as high up as possible, and it was such a cruel shame that he didn’t get to feature in the Final after picking up an injury, but his four performances before that were enough to make a significant impression. We’ve got used to full-backs bombing on in recent years, and the days of a full-back rarely venturing across the halfway line are long gone, but in this tournament Spinazzola showed attacking full-back play at its very best.

England – As someone who is usually entirely pragmatic and realistic about England’s fortunes when others are getting carried away, I found myself in the unusual position of actually feeling really calm and confident even before we’d kicked a ball this tournament, based on nothing but gut feeling alone. It was a decidedly refreshing – and stress-free – experience not to feel deflated when England weren’t firing on all cylinders, when they were held to a stalemate against Scotland and when they went behind against Denmark, and all the more so, because this team continued to deliver game after game. Ukraine aside, there was nothing seemingly mind-blowing in their football, but at the same time there was an assurance, a stability that perhaps hasn’t always been there, especially in the big moments. At not one point in their journey to the Final did I doubt this team and at not one point did they let me down. In the final, I knew, it was a tougher task, and in my heart of hearts I thought Italy would have too much experience and know-how in the circumstances, but this team allowed me to dare to dream in a way that no other England team in my lifetime has, and that is why I felt the disappointment of the result so much more keenly this time around – to the point of being a despicably sore loser and having to tun off the trophy celebration – but why I also felt not one ounce of disappointment in the players. In Phillips, Rice, Saka, et al, England have uncovered some gems for the future, whilst senior players like Walker, Maguire and Sterling stepped up. It’s hard to choose my standout England player as each of them genuinely contributed so much to the team, but whilst Maguire and Shaw made late charges, I’m going with Kalvin Phillips for having turned out at his first major tournament, featuring in every game and looking at home from the first group game through to the Final. But what made this England team great, and one I could find real confidence and pride in, was that it wasn’t about the individuals, this was a team that has played as a more united collective than any other England team I can remember. And that is why my disappointment is for them, not in them. Thanks for the journey, England.

UEFA 2020 Euro Championship – Final Review

Italy (0) 1 – 1 (1) England AET (Italy won 3-2 on penalties)

Goalscorers: England – Shaw (2’). Italy – Bonucci (67′)

Wembley Stadium, London

The morning after the night before.

Empty, gutted, disappointed, angry. Honestly, really hard to be objective right now. Besides the images of the pain felt by Marcus Rashford, Jadon Sancho and Bukayo Saka at missing their penalties, what will stay with me are the disgraceful Chiellini foul on Saka and that by Jorginho on Jack Grealish. Add to that Immobile’s play-acting in the Spain Semi-Final, and to the title of European Champions, you can add Masters of the Dark Arts.

There was post-match lots of talk of what an achievement it was to get to the Final, how this young side will be exciting for the next 5-10 years. All irrelevant, as far as I’m concerned. Getting to a Final is worthless if you don’t win it. Witness how many Three Lions players took their medals off after being presented with them – that tells you all you need to know about being a runner-up.

England will never have a better chance to win a World Cup or Euro title than in the last three years when, the draw and home advantage have been in their favour. The fact is that we have seemingly learned nothing from the Croatia Semi-Final defeat in 2018, with this Final following a similar pattern. As then, England went ahead early and didn’t make their first-half advantage pay, and there was an inevitability about the comeback in the second-half as Italy scored and England looked tired and ragged. Southgate has said blame him for the penalties and I’m at a loss as to why the responsibility for the fifth spot-kick was placed on the shoulders of such a young player. To me there were a number of more senior players who should have stepped up.

Inevitably the night was spoiled by idiots who forced entry into the stadium, others who sought out to attack Italian fans at the end and the on-line abuse that the cowardly key-board warriors dished out to Rashford, Sancho and Saka. All of this will do nothing to help any bid England may put out to host future tournaments.

Now the focus is on the journey for Qualification to Qatar for the World Cup next year. Right though now I need a break from football.

UEFA 2020 Euro Championship – Day 30

It’s been interesting to hear Gareth Southgate and indeed others in the media talk about this squad being unburdened by history. Indeed I remember writing back in 2018, pondering on the impact of that loss to Croatia at the World Cup would have on that squad. Just three years later of the 26 man squad England playing at the Euros, just nine players (a little over a third) were part of that defeat and are Jordan Pickford, Kyle Walker, John Stones, Harry Maguire, Jordan Henderson, Harry Kane, Raheem Sterling, Kieran Trippier and Marcus Rashford. So given that the majority of the squad don’t have that negative experience in their locker and indeed they have seven players aged 22 or under, there is a freedom and fearlessness of youth that has served the Three Lions well during the competition to date.

At every opportunity the media have rolled out the 1996 Euro penalty miss by England boss Southgate and talked about redemption for the then Aston Villa defender. He instead has continued to focus on the job in hand, and whilst of course he will still carry those memories from that night at the ‘old’ Wembley, he responds to every media question always with his mind on the present and the objective of winning the European Championship for the first time in England’s history. Whatever happens tomorrow, he and his squad can be proud of what they have achieved. But of course, one more victory would be oh so welcome.

UEFA 2020 Euro Championship – Day 26

Italy v Spain (Wembley Stadium, London)

The first of the Semi-Finals, from the half of the draw that has undoubtedly been the more challenging of the two. A game that will bring back memories of when Italy faced Spain in the Euro 2012 Final in the Olympic Stadium in Kyiv, Ukraine. Having already faced each other in the group stage in a game that ended 1-1, the two teams met again to decide the 2012 winners. Spain were the reigning champions having beaten Germany 1-0 in 2008. Four years later the result was much more emphatic in a game the Spanish controlled from the start. La Roja went on to secure a second successive European title with a 4-0 win with goals from David Silva (14′), Jordi Alba (41′), Fernando Torres (84′) and Juan Mata (88′)

Italy on the evidence of the games they have played in this tournament, must be considered favourites to overcome Spain and indeed win the competition overall. They went unbeaten in the group stages without conceding a goal with all their games in Rome. On their travels to face Austria, at Wembley and in Munich to play Belgium, they have come through both games 2-1, but were less fluent than in the group games. As detailed in my reflections on the Quarter- Final game with Belgium, I was sickened by the antics of Immobile in the lead up to the Italian’s first goal. So whilst I expect the Azzuri to go through, I will be rooting for La Roja in this first Semi-Final.

The Spanish have dominated their games in the competition so far, but have been wasteful in front of goal, even in the Round of 16 game against Croatia, where despite scoring five, chances went begging. It nearly cost them in the Quarter-Final, as it required penalties to see off the brave efforts of Switzerland. For Spain to overcome Italy, they have to take their chances that they will undoubtedly create. Defensively apart from the three goals against Croatia have been pretty thrifty at the back. Have Italy peaked too early? Will Spain simply deny Italy the ball and find a killer touch in front of goal? All will be revealed tonight.

Euro ramblings: Quarter-Final Roundup by Jade Craddock

Euro 2020 has its final four and, hold the front page, England are in the mix – but so too are previous winners Denmark, Spain and Italy. So whilst football is coming home – from Rome to Wembley – in the next round, there are still some twists and turns left before July 11, but hopefully they’ll just be Sterling and Kane twisting and turning away to celebrate. Until then, however, a moment to reflect on the Quarter-Finals.

No more Number Ones: The Round of 16 saw the departure of both the Euro reigning champions Portugal and the reigning World Champions, and pre-tournament favourites, France, and the Quarter-Finals delivered up yet another scalp, this time in the form of the number-one ranked nation – Belgium. In truth, it sometimes feels like the FIFA rankings can be taken with a pinch of salt, but nonetheless, there were definitely high hopes for the Red Devils both coming into the tournament and after an impressive unbeaten run in the first four matches, which saw them knock out Portugal. Their squad has been spoken of in recent years as a Golden Generation, with the likes of Courtois, Vertonghen, De Bruyne, Hazard and Lukaku – to name a fearsome five-a-side. But, as we all know too well, a Golden Generation doesn’t guarantee success, and there was no escaping the fact that this was Belgium’s crop. Going into their Quarter-Final with Italy, the Red Devils had enjoyed a fairly easy and uncomplicated journey thus far, but in a reinvigorated Azzurri, their biggest test was to come, and once more they came up short. Yes, there were some Italian theatrics and questionable antics, but, in truth, Belgium never really looked like a team who were up to the challenge of their counterparts. A 2-1 defeat was enough to see them bow out of yet another promising tournament having failed to live up to their golden billing.

Swapping… shorts: The gifting of shirts after a match has long been a custom in football, but seeing a Y-front-clad Giovanni Di Lorenzo, who had ‘gifted’ his shorts to some lucky (?) recipient, after Italy’s win was a new one on me, although Jurgen Klinsmann reliably informed viewers that this was common practice in Italy… hmmm. A sweaty shirt given away is one thing, but shorts, really? At least with shirts, they have the name on the back and all of the added details that these days adorn the front – the fixture, date, inside-leg measurement – well, perhaps not the last one, but it seems to be going that way. But what do you get with shorts, apart from the number and team badge? What’s to say, in your dotage, you’ll even remember who was Italy’s number 2 at some point in the past? No, give me a shirt any day, thank you. Although that brings me to the whole shirt-swapping practice between players (look away now, Roy Keane). I’ve always wondered how this is negotiated. Does a player have his sights on an opposite number from the get-go? Are negotiations made before the match or is there an approach during or at half-time? Is there a mad rush to get the star’s shirt at the end of the match and it’s all down to a first-come first-served basis? Or does the shirt giver get to bestow his shirt on the lucky recipient? And what of the shirt giver, is he obliged to take the shirt of his opposite number even if he’s absolutely no inclination/knowledge of him? It’s surely pretty bad etiquette to refuse. I imagine Messi and Ronaldo must have quite the collection of random players’ shirts amassed somewhere. And what of the poor players who never get asked for their shirts – well, I guess they could always start giving away their shorts – or perhaps their socks if it comes to it.

Hugs and kisses: Was it just me or did anyone else watch the Italy players go to the fans to celebrate their victory over Belgium, where they embraced the crowd and got pulled into hugs and high fives, and think ‘social distancing, guys’? A sight like this would have been a heart-warming, nation-rousing spectacle eighteen months ago, but in these COVID times, all I could think was ‘two metres’. In their jubilation, Chiellini et al clearly forgot the protocol – hands, face, space, anyone? – and were whisked back to those halcyon days when they could be manhandled by fans. Oh, how we all wish to celebrate like that, but it seemed a miscalculated risk. Though, in the joy of victory, it’s hard to quell natural reactions such as these, and let’s be honest, the Azzurri are a pretty passionate bunch anyway – one only needs to see Gianluigi Donnarumma’s response to Leonardo Spinazzola’s block from Lukaku to recognise that. The sooner we get back to players jumping around with fans the better, but for now, it may be wise to stick to just giving your shorts away.

Golden Boot: Ronaldo may have bid farewell to Euro 2020, but with him he took a host of records, and there is surely one more accolade still in his sights, as he lies back on a beach somewhere, drinking water (not Coke) and taking in the conclusion of the tournament – Golden Boot. Whilst Patrick Schick levelled up with Ronaldo’s five goals, with his strike against Denmark in the Quarter-Finals, the Portuguese must have breathed a sigh of relief when not only Schick, but Lukaku and Forsberg who were hot on his heels in the Golden Boot race, all crashed out of the tournament. However, it’s not quite signed, sealed and delivered for Ronaldo yet, for, whilst he sits pretty at the top of the charts with Schick on five goals, Denmark’s Kasper Dolberg’s strike against the Czech Republic lifted him up to three goals, alongside Raheem Sterling. And, there’s another contender, making a late – but timely – dash for it – none other than Harry Kane. He who was being written off in many quarters after failing to score in the opening three matches has taken his tally up to three in just two games, with time yet to improve on that. There are a number of other players with two goals to their name left in the tournament, including Insigne and Immobile of Italy, Morata and Torres of Spain, and Maehle and Poulsen of Denmark. In what has already been a topsy-turvy tournament, nothing can be taken for granted, and whilst Ronaldo and Schick may each have one hand on the Golden Boot, don’t rule out an Englishman spoiling their party.

Three Lions: And, on that note, let’s turn to England and enjoy the moment – it doesn’t happen too often. After overcoming Germany, Ukraine were considered to be less of a challenge on paper, but, as any England fan knows, games aren’t won on paper – two words: Iceland, 2016. So, although hopes were raised going into the game, nobody was expecting an easy time of it, but in this craziest of times, we should have perhaps learned, if nothing else, to expect the unexpected, and in this case, the unexpected was one of the most comfortable victories in a knock-out stage in England’s history. After close contests with the Netherlands and Sweden, Ukraine shouldn’t have been a walkover, but I suspect that was as close to a walkover as is possible in tournament knock-out football. Admittedly, the early goal did England a lot of favours, and there was never really any danger from thereon out, as England scored four goals in a knockout stage for only the second time – the first, you ask? Some World Cup in 1966. Amongst the goal-scorers was Jordan Henderson who netted for the first time for his country in 62 appearances, taking perhaps the somewhat dubious honour of becoming the player with the longest wait for their first England goal – succeeding Sol Campbell (47 apps). Meanwhile, a fifth consecutive clean sheet in the tournament saw England progress to a total seven consecutive clean sheets for the first time ever – over 11 hours without conceding. And whilst the schooling of Ukraine was a collective effort, and a fairly routine one at that, Luke Shaw was amongst the most impressive performers, adding to his assists for the tournament and sitting joint second with Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg for three in the competition, with the departed Switzerland’s Zuber only one assist ahead. England certainly cruised into a Semi-Final return to Wembley against Denmark, with even the referee not wanting to prolong Ukraine’s agony, blowing up for full-time bang on 90 minutes before even the board denoting the additional minutes had been raised. Let’s hope it’s just as plain sailing through to the Final.

 

UEFA 2020 Euro Championship – Day 24

Czech Republic (0) 1 – 2 (2) Denmark

Goalscorers: Czech Republic – Schick (49′). Denmark – Delaney (5′), Dolberg (42′)

Olympic Stadium, Baku

The Danish adventure continues, although they were made to work for it by a physical Czech Republic team. Who would have guessed after their defeats to Finland and Belgium, that the Danes would be one game away from the Final? Momentum and the emotion from the dreadful Christian Eriksen incident have seen this side go on to beat Russia (4-1) in their final group game, Wales (4-0) in the Round of 16 and now the Czech Republic. Denmark were ahead as early as the fifth minute. There was a bit of fortune about it, as the Danes were awarded a corner, when a goal-kick should have been awarded, and they pounced on the opportunity with poor marking allowing Delaney to head home. With high temperatures in Baku, the game wasn’t played at a great pace with genuine chances at a premium. However, just before the break, Denmark scored their second from a counter-attack. Maehle curled in an exquisite cross and with Braithwaite unable to connect, Dolberg with a side-foot volley from six yards made it 2-0. The Czech Republic knew they had to start fast in the second-half and came out all guns blazing, with Schmeichel having to save from Barak in the opening minutes and it was no surprise when they got a goal back on forty-nine minutes. Coufal crossed from the right and Schick guided his volley home. It was his fifth goal of the tournament, taking him level with Portugal’s Ronaldo in the race for the Golden Boot. The Czech’s continued to apply pressure in search of an equaliser, but their momentum was broken when Soucek received a cut to the head, which required attention with the break seeming to benefit Denmark more, who saw out the game to clinch their semi-final place.  Hans Christian Andersen couldn’t have written a better story. Is it really going to be 1992 all over again?

 

Ukraine (0) 0 – 4 (1)  England

Goalscorers: Kane (4′, 50′), Maguire (46′), Henderson (63′)

Stadio Olimpico, Rome

Wow, wow, wow! Genuinely didn’t see that coming. Did playing away from Wembley help, with the added pressure a home game brings lifted? Was the German victory the game that gave the Three Lions the confidence? Who knows! But whatever it was, the game in Rome was a night to remember, but like the Germany victory, means nothing if England don’t go on to at least make the Final. Harry Kane looked a different player and settled England’s nerves with a goal after four minutes. Raheem Sterling was yet again at the heart of this goal drifting across the Ukraine defence before a delightful through ball saw Kane stretch and toe past the advancing Bushchan. A dream start. With Ukraine packing their defence England had to be patient and had plenty of possession as the half progressed. Ukraine though had their moments coinciding with a change of formation when Kryvtsov had to go off on thirty-five minutes, as Pickford had to save from Yaremchuk and Shaparenko fired wide from distance. 1-0 at the break and work still to do. However, the game was effectively over five minutes into the second-half. Just a minute after the break, a wonderfully delivered free-kick from Luke Shaw was headed home by Harry Maguire and then on fifty minutes, Kane got his second. A lovely backheel by Sterling released Shaw with his cross headed home by the Three Lions skipper. This allowed Gareth Southgate to take off players who had yellow cards and who could have potentially missed the semi-final, as well as rest some of the others. Amongst those was Kane, but before he departed he was denied a hat-trick after a sumptuous volley from the edge of the box was superbly save by Bushchan. With England totally in control, a corner saw substitute Jordan Henderson finally break his goal-scoring duck for his country as he headed home the Three Lions’ fourth on the night. The remainder of the game was a rare thing for England fans, a stress-free watch, as a place in the semi-final was in the bag. Praise for the team and for Gareth Southgate who got his changes right yet again. Special mention to Ukraine coach Andriy Shevchenko, who showed his class at the end by congratulating the England players. A break now, as we rest until Tuesday and Wednesday, as Wembley hosts the two semi-final games.